Bruise Club — Fire Over Water, Upper West Side
Fire Over Water · 125 W 72nd St Sat 26 September · 4 PM Ten of us

Herbs · booze · bad shoulders

BruiseClub

Two bottles. One you drink, one you rub on.

A Saturday afternoon of crushing herbs into high-proof alcohol, drinking something pink and slightly medicinal, and getting a straight answer about the hip that’s been off since June.

Save me a spot — $55 $95 if you bring her

Fire Over Water · Upper West Side

Rose & Hawthorn

山楂玫瑰

Drink this one ♡

CordialReady now

Fire Over Water · Upper West Side

Die Da Jow

跌打酒

Absolutely do not drink this one

LinimentReady 7 Nov

↑ Put your name on them

The premise

Chinese medicine has been putting herbs
in alcohol for about two thousand years.

Sometimes to drink. Sometimes to rub on the thing you fell off. We’re doing both in the same afternoon, which is either very traditional or very Saturday, depending who you ask.

Bottle one

Rose & hawthorn cordial

Hawthorn berry (shān zhā) and rose bud (méi guī huā) — two of the prettiest things in the pharmacy and, not coincidentally, two that Chinese medicine has always associated with the heart.

Served over ice with bubbles, or without the alcohol if you’d rather. You’ll take a mini home.

Bottle two

Die da jow

“Hit-fall wine.” The jar every kung fu school kept by the door and mostly wouldn’t let you look inside. Six herbs, high-proof alcohol, six weeks in the dark.

This is the one you rub on. It is not a beverage and it will taste like regret. Yours is ready the first week of November.

How the afternoon goes

Ninety minutes.

4:00

Drink in hand, grievance on a card

Everyone writes down one thing that’s been bothering them. The shoulder. The foot. The hip that’s been off since June. It matters later.

4:20

Build your batch

Weigh, crush, layer, pour, seal. Amber bottles, gold wax, your name on the label in your own handwriting. Wear something you don’t mind staining — safflower does not forgive.

4:50

Christine works the room

While the bottles sit, she comes around with your card and gets her hands on it. A few minutes each. You leave knowing what’s actually going on in there, which is more than most people get in a year.

5:10

The corner with the machines

Microcurrent and red light, set up and humming. Park the sore part under it, refill your glass, see what you think.

5:30

Toast, photos, go

You leave holding two bottles and a jar. Everyone takes a picture. It’s a very good picture.

In the liniment

Six herbs, no secrets.

红花

Hóng huā · Safflower

The one that turns the whole jar red. Backbone of every bruise formula ever written.

当归

Dāng guī · Angelica

Sweet, resiny, unmistakable. Chinese medicine’s most famous women’s herb, moonlighting.

三七

Sān qī · Notoginseng

Carried by soldiers for centuries. Still what Chinese athletes reach for after a hard landing.

乳香

Rǔ xiāng · Frankincense

Yes, that frankincense. In this tradition it was a liniment herb long before it was a church one.

没药

Mò yào · Myrrh

Frankincense’s other half. The two are almost never written into a formula apart.

桃仁

Táo rén · Peach kernel

A bitter little seed that looks like an almond and is in nearly every classical version of this recipe.

Coming home with you

Two bottles and a jar.

Your liniment

Four ounces, sealed, dated, wearing your handwriting. Put it somewhere dark and forget about it until November.

A mini of the cordial

Because six weeks is a long time to wait for a bottle you’re not even allowed to drink.

A jar of the aged batch

Last year’s liniment, fully steeped, so you have something to use tonight — plus a card with what Christine found.

When
Sat 26 Sept
4:00 – 5:30
Where
125 W 72nd St
Suite 3F
How many
Ten
and that’s it
How much
$55
$95 for two

Come make
something pretty.
Bring the bad
shoulder.

Ten spots, and half usually go to people who already come here. Your $55 comes off your first visit if you decide you want one — and it’s completely fine if you don’t.

Save me a spot
The unglamorous part, which we do mean. The liniment is a topical folk preparation from Chinese martial arts. It is not a drug, not a treatment for any condition, and nothing on this page is medical advice. It is for external use on unbroken skin only and must never be swallowed — that’s why yours comes with a very obvious label. Skip it if you’re pregnant or trying to be, and talk to us first if you’re on blood thinners or allergic to any of the six herbs. The cordial is a drink; there’s a non-alcoholic version of everything and nobody will notice which one you’re holding. 21+. Tickets are non-refundable but fully transferable, so send a friend if life happens.
Fire Over Water Acupuncture & Functional Medicine 125 W 72nd St, 3F, New York NY 10023 fireoverwater.com